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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
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gasaii:

Pastel Ariel sweatshirt from Sheinside 
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chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"
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Ah! May the Red Rose Live Always! (2011)Ah! May the red rose live alway!To smile upon earth and sky!Why should the beautiful ever weep?Why should the beautiful die?—from Ah, May the Red Rose Live Alway!, Stephen Foster, 1850
by Billy Monday  (blog.billymonday.com)
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